Welcome to my home. The rent is free and they assure me the neighborhood isn’t scheduled for demolition for several more hours. But try and get maintenance?
My name is Frank Petrie but you can call me Bob. I’m well over four foot and have been told I can be a bit dodgy at times.
If you have any suggestions regarding the site (i.e., caulking, fumigation, plastic explosives…), please feel free to contact me at email@example.com.
Be well. No honestly, be well. Stay inside. Wear a mask. I need all the followers I can get.
And as always … Download, double click, drop out.